Dang, that makes me want to be a billionaire too! Inspired, rms?
Let's team up. How about you become a billionaire and I'll keep working on befriending you.
It would be interesting to be a venture capitalist though. I could fairly easily save up enough to pay for someone's ramen, and I know at least one directionless hacker. Now all I need is a killer idea!
Then, once they sign up, they can feel good about themselves because they did something! I'll call it webGym, since it serves the same purpose - relieving guilt by paying money:)