I don't know why I didn't stop at the pigs head, but the boots full of meat pretty much put me off the rest of the video.

My favorite YouTube comment:

THIS SWORD MADE MY LIFE, BUY IT. My life was a mess I had no wife and no job and obviously no self-self owned business. About a week a guy I, a short portly gentleman, wore a short necktie and barged into a slaughterhouse business demanding that the owner kneel before me.. he declined. In a fury I unsheathed my Cold Steel Great Sword destroyed all of the meat ruining the mans business. His wife, a fine woman, was next to him so I struck a gallant pose and she immediately fell in love with me.

THIS SWORD RUINED MY LIFE, DON'T BUY IT. My life was great, I had a beautiful wife and a successful self-owned business. Then last week, a short portly gentleman with a short necktie barged into my slaughterhouse business and demanded I kneel before him...I declined. He unsheathed the Cold Steel and began destroying all of my meat in a whirlwind of fury, my business was gone. He turned to my wife and struck a gallant pose with Cold Steel, she couldn't resist him and fell in love and left me. (via youtube)

At first I was wondering if people would object to this being posted here (I'm not such a person btw), but then I realized, this really is HACKer news.

Also, the boots full of meat really put me off too :)

It would have been interesting to see the shape of the sword after that guy used it for chin-ups.

Also, I assumed it was a novelty item, but the guy talking about it as a home defense weapon at the end took me a bit by surprise... Not sure it's as efficient in the hallway struggling with a burglar. :)

Should you ever find yourself in mortal combat with portly gentlemen wielding two-handed broadswords, remember, running up a flight of stairs will defeat your foe!

ah, the age-old enemy of man, boot-meat! at last! we have a cure!