(if (you-have-to-learn-one-language)
(begin
(make-highly-subjective-claims)
(eliminate-good-candidates-for-specious-reasons)
(arive-at-questionable-conclusion))
(begin
(broaden-your-understanding-of-programming)
(be-able-to-evaluate-multiple-solutions-for-problem))) ; Perhaps you would prefer monadic clojure?
; We wouldn't want to make it look too alien ;)
(with-monad state-m
(defn m-advice [your-brain spurious-advice?]
(if spurious-advice?
(m-chain (make-highly-subjective-claims
eliminate-good-candidates-for-specious-reasons
arive-at-questionable-conclusion) your-brain)
(m-chain ((m-understanding-broadener :programming)
be-able-to-evaluate-multiple-solutions-for-problem) your-brain))))