; Perhaps you would prefer monadic clojure?
    ; We wouldn't want to make it look too alien ;)
    (with-monad state-m
      (defn m-advice [your-brain spurious-advice?] 
        (if spurious-advice? 
          (m-chain (make-highly-subjective-claims
                   eliminate-good-candidates-for-specious-reasons
                   arive-at-questionable-conclusion) your-brain)
          (m-chain ((m-understanding-broadener :programming)
                   be-able-to-evaluate-multiple-solutions-for-problem) your-brain))))