2. walk to cafeteria with laptop that looks like any other. let owner watch unlock it for you.
3. profit!
4. optional, return laptop before lunch is over for full stealth.
Most people will just ignore it and call a fluke. Just like everyone does when their servers signatures changes. everyone just save the new key and type their passwords away ;)
Not saying it's not a real vector, but it's hardly one that would keep me up at night.
I'm thinking of one in particular which I can't find at the moment, but I remember seeing a really fantastic video where one guy described in detail how he reverse engineered the mac thunderbolt interface and was able to flash malware bootcode on to it even when locked. Once that malware was installed, it could do pretty much anything, including get encryption keys to your hard drive, intercept all keystrokes, etc.
If anyone has a link to that, please post it here.
Also, there this: