In all seriousness, the dangers brought up in the article can only come from a person lacking significant knowledge of bacteria.
Unimaginable numbers of bacteria permeate every part of the world, including miles within the earth, deep sea volcanic vents, radioactive waste, the rain drops falling on our heads, and us, up our noses, in our skin pores, our guts, etc.
Those simple bacteria evolve at staggering rates, and swap genes like DJ Danger Mouse mixing tracks.
Any new synthetic, or extraterrestrial, or magical, life form would have to compete. And unless you believe in magic it is unlikely to out-compete in a pre-existing niche.
The grey goo danger often thrown at nano-tech, is possible only if we violate one or more of the basic laws of thermodynamics.
And when it comes to antibiotic resistant bacteria, well we are already doing a great job of breeding those within ourselves.
But if you grew a barrel full of MRSA and then poured it down your toilet, the SA wold quickly lose its metabolically expensive MR. Because there is no Methicillin in the sewer, the resistance to Methicillin is a disadvantage. And the only way the Staphylococcus aureus could survive is if it dumped this feature.
But luckily you're probably taking antibiotics so you are a niche where MRSA can out-compete and thrive.