It's also instrumental for getting me from the airport I land at to my hotel, as well as remembering the name and address of the hotel I need to travel to from the airport.
I would do what you suggest but a) the Apple store isn't always open when I land, and b) I have no way of summoning a non-taxi to get there (or to where I am sleeping).
Reports like this tend to trigger a Google search for my own name and correspondence with all sites that show up, "please delete all my shit".
Finally deleted my Facebook account last week, too.
Maybe we need a religion that forbids using social media, or more broadly, your real identity online?
Good idea. You'll get bonus social points for being a persecuted religious minority when you're turned away and it's publicized.