Computer is born Muslim

Supposedly computers are "born Muslims" because they only understand 0s and 1s, and Islam says that there is no (0) god but Allah (1). I think this is intended as a joke, but it seems like the sort of joke that only a Muslim could be amused by. (Constructing parallel jokes for other religions is left as an exercise for the reader.)

This is so absurdly funny, it's worth all the stupid pop-up ads on the page.

BTW, the article declares "The answers to them are known as "fatwas", which, contrary to popular belief, are not diktats but only opinions based on Islamic jurisprudence." This is not correct. Fatwas carry the weight of law, if given by a suitable religious authority.

I got a few paragraphs into it before the hair-removal ad autostarted and blasted my cochlea.

tl;dr: the article has nothing to do with an axiomatic fatwa generator.