I just see an ASCII interpretation of the TV channels my mom told me to stay away from.
Hey, I think I see a pair of @'s
It took me a while of thinking 'Isn't it obvious that it's not dwarf fortress?' before realizing that I am way too into that game to be the intended audience for the joke ;)
Def not dorffort
Way too many vermin }, would be detrimental to the fort.