Friendly suggestion: The italics didn’t help the sarcasm come across any easier.
Also, Poe's Law. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
Jokes and such are frowned upon on HN and many people probably see sarcasm the same way, so you risk getting downvoted too.
In order to avoid adding noise (in the form of responses from people who didn't realise you weren't serious), I would suggest to refrain from sarcastic comments.