How horrible. If only we could get rid of that pesky market, everyone could lie about eating lotus flowers. Wait -- who is going to grow the lotus flowers for us?
it's the good kind because it represents a wealth transfer away from legacy and in favor of labor
First, why is taking away the fruits of one's labors to give it to another, less productive person, good?
Second, you're wrong. minimum wages cause unemployment in the very lowest ranks. Thus, minimum wage laws are a transfer of money from the very poorest people to the next rank above them.