If you absolutely have to use Windows (like me) is it possible to block all the telemetry at the router level, maybe somekind of hardware firewall? Do we have a list of IPs to blacklist?
I work at Microsoft, though have nothing to do with the development of Windows*
//edit: typo
A slightly safer version of Windows is Enterprise LTSB but I don't think you can legally buy it as an individual.
edit*: and it's extraordinarily expensive
https://github.com/MichiMunich/Windows10-Privacy
Looks like it has been updated to include some additional functionality (like update control) since I last used it.
I've deferred major upgrades at this point though because the last two hosed a few things on my system and reset a load of stuff I'm probably still in the process of finding out about.