The nature of the iPhone and other touch devices makes :hover irrelevant in that context? WELL FUCK!!! BETTER THROW IT IN THE TRASH THEN AND QUIT USING IT ENTIRELY!!!!!! HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ME I'M A FUCKING INTERNET PUNDIT!!! HURF DURF HURRRF
OT: Also, thanks to the rest of HN for modding me down. I've got hundreds of karma points to burn, so do your worst. I'll cry at first because nothing means more to me than my HN karma, but then go have nasty sex with my hot girlfriend to make myself feel better.