If you actually count parens fairly you will find that Lisp has no more than any other language, it's just that other languages use a mix of parens, square brackets and curly braces whereas Lisp only uses parens. Also, if you really don't like parens, you can get rid of a lot of them using macros. See e.g.:
https://github.com/rongarret/ergolib
and in particular the binding-block (BB) construct.
> 2 - Lisp doesn't look like or work like what I'm used to.
Neither does anything else until you get used to it.
> 3 - Lisp doesn't have as many libraries as the most popular mainstream programming languages.
That used to be one of my objections, but it's simply not true any more. And with Quicklisp accessing the (very large) collection of available libraries is incredibly convenient. (Thanks Zach!)
> 4 - There aren't nearly as many Lisp programmers, so it'll be hard to find more to join your project/company if you use Lisp.
That becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. But it's no harder to create new Lisp programmers than it is to create new X programmers for any other value of X.
> 5 - There aren't nearly as many Lisp jobs, so why bother learning Lisp if you're going to have a hard time finding work using it?
Because knowing Lisp is a huge lever for learning other languages. Once you know Lisp everything else becomes a lot easier to learn (but a lot more frustrating too because now you will be aware of the shortcomings of other languages).
> 6 - Lisp is ancient, and anything that old is useless and primitive compared to new and shiny languages.
Chasing the shiny new thing is usually a mistake. Most old things suck simply because most things suck in general. But the things that don't suck continue to not suck even after they become old. In fact, standing the test of time is one of the defining characteristics of non-sucky things.