Are you sure about that? As a younger person I burned a few samples of various things called 'plastic' and the fumes sure smelled like maybe I should be sterile by now.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polycarbonate
[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyethylene
[3] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acrylonitrile_butadiene_styren...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic#Incineration_of_plasti...
You, sir, have just enriched the English language.