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What's the german word for the mixed feeling of incredulity, disgust, awe and respect that I'm getting right now?

We don't have one, but you can make your own, e.g. Ungläubigkeitsekelehrfurchtsrespekt.

Schädengurken

Google Translate translates that (DE->EN) as "damage cucumber".

... yeah that about sums it up.