Anyways, some of the best redneck/ebonics stuff I remember were:
1. I'm fixin' to take a shower. == I'm going to take a shower.
2. She's a yappin == She's talking all the time.
3. I got a hankerin' for some ice cream == I'm craving some ice cream.
4. I didn't get a lick of that inheritance money == I didn't get any inheritance money
5. I done talked to hime == I talked to him (done can be placed before just about any past tense verbe)
6. What it is? == whats up
7. I axed him == I asked him.
Anyone else got some great slang?