I figured, maybe I'll port some basic program for linux, so I did a search of basic in debian and found:
http://packages.debian.org/lenny/basic256
Click on the homepage link and:
Perfect! I'm about to write to the author of the post and then I notice:
Check out "Why Johnny Can't Code," the article that inspired BASIC-256.
LOL
Someone should update the title to point out that the article is from 2006, and the link above is the answer.
(The actual link on debian is http://kidbasic.sourceforge.net/en/index.html but that no longer works, so I adjusted it.)