Now make a WP plugin and you're set!
This doesn't require compromising any servers, and a lot of laptops will configure their DNS settings based on what the local network's DHCP server sends them.
To the end user, it will appear as though nothing is wrong.
It's really unclear what your point is here.
Furthermore weak encryption is worse than no encryption if it encourages dangerous behavior.
I would add that dropping ssl because you are using something like this would be dangerous behavior.