Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not. But the Z80 is a 8 bit CPU. Linux was never ported to any 8 or 16 bit architectures - for rather obvious reasons.
(Yes, this is so convoluted, and so unusable, that it basically reinforces, rather than refutes, your point.)
[1] http://elks.sourceforge.net/
[2] http://elinux.org/images/6/68/Porting_uClinux_CELF2008_Griff...