This is such an obvious joke. Chill my friends.
I would like to see nginx support here instead of just OpenBSD's web server. Perhaps this is because nginx won't work with pledge?
>Safer code
Not really. I mean, using vectors and strings is nice, but that's about it for safety. You'll still get a shit-ton of memory leaks which isn't great for long-running web apps.
If the code has any explicit new/delete or malloc/free, then something is wrong with the design.
This part has a joke, which makes the overall website not read like a joke. I’m pretty sure it isn’t, even.