Zack, don't take this wrong way, because you seemed pretty chill when we met at the meetup a while back, but this post is not even remotely close to any sort of coherent thought. It's unsubstantiated speculation, bad writing, and worse yet it's linkbait. There's a line between informal flare and lunatic raving, and its drawn somewhere in the vicinity of writing in all caps. This isn't what people come to HN for, and I'm genuinely confused as to how it ended up at #1. Sorry.