I don't want "alternatives" to Ant and Maven and Swing. I do not want to have to know what Ant, Maven, or Swing are. If they are so terrible why are they still around? Can't we throw them away?
Well, no. We can't. Java is mature. You cannot throw anything away because existing libraries and codebases have dependencies on the old stuff. And you cannot throw away the existing libraries and codebases because they are why you are using Java in the first place; the language's maturity is its strength, perhaps its only remaining strength now that other languages are targeting the JVM. So you can only bolt more stuff on. Which just makes the whole edifice even larger.
If Clojure is forever tied to Java then I don't think it will ever be friendly for newbs, because I don't think Java is very friendly for newbs. ;) And if Clojure is nearly independent of Java -- and some of the comments here give me renewed hope that this is the case -- my advice would be to forget about advertising it to newbs for the time being. Get the Java out. Get it all out. Until you can write a book, akin to the Pickaxe book for Ruby, which teaches a newbie programmer all about Clojure and never mentions Java at all. Then sell me that book.