Tube of paint squeezing out some yellow sounds reasonable.
I see no harm in overthinking things considering the subject is rather amusing. I see an axe.
No one this side of WWII uses the term U-Boat in America. U is much more commonly associated with Umbrella in kids' books here.
As an American with a fascination in documentaries I have heard the term a lot but most consider it to be very specific to military submarines operated by Germany in the first and second world wars only. I suppose the term Unterseeboot still sees usage outside of the States these days.