The Most Epic Amazon Product Review Ever

The fact that this has been upvoted is deeply confusing to me.

This is not reddit, and you should be very embarrassed you posted this. You've been here 3 years.

And BTW, the review was not epic, it was stupid.

I still think that the best product reviews are for the three wolf shirts - http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/dp/B0...