wha? uhm, no. Just because I trust you to do something correctly once that doesn't mean I trust you to keep something else safe for all eternity.
> 2) Router intercepts all DNS requests and responds with its own IP
Actually, what if I have multiple of these routers in (say) a chain? I have to go physically find the one I need so I can connect an Ethernet cable to it and bypass all the others? I can't just connect to the one I want directly by its IP address?