Email me at admin@affluentconfidante.com if you have a job to get done and money to pay for it.
At best, that is extremely unprofessional.
Or, even consider these phrases from this very comment:
In the past month I only found less than 10 remote jobs
To me that feels like a very small pool in the first place.
maybe I was severely undercut by someone who doesn't have a wife and 5 children to provide for.
In other comments, you've talked about how you don't have a 'public' resume ready, and how you only have two public projects, that you built in an hour or two over the last few weeks.
I'm looking for a job myself, so I understand that it is a hard slog, but seriously, you need to tone down the negativity.
My email is in my profile. If you'd like some editing help, reach out. I can't solve your immediate situation, but maybe I can help strip it from your writing.
Although that might be hard, I would recommend to reorganize your life such that you can separate your professional life from your personal/emotional life. Don't get a remote job. Move to wherever you can commute to work. Even if babysitting would take a considerable part of the paycheck, pay for it.
Probable not the comment you wanted to read, but I just wanted to address the elephant in the room. This is not about not finding online gigs. This is deeper than that.