As soon as one of the VCs cracked a joke—no matter how classy or appropriate—HN would inform them that the pitch meeting was in fact "not Reddit", and that humor is not tolerated—thereby killing the deal in the process.
The VCs would instead proceed to allocate the funds to autism research, reaping the tax benefits in the process.
Though the difficulty would be that the brand is so attached to HN that the VC firm might struggle to get the brand value.
Also, given that they have around ~20 million visits per month according to similarweb it could probably make $10-100k per month if it charged for job ads.
It could also probably sell ads and do ~$30-100k/month from that based on a ~$3 CPM.
Thought experiment: imagine Techstars owned HN. How much would YC pay to avoid that fate?
In other words, it would be just as valuable to me as it is right now.
Your statement is sort of like saying "I love horses. I would love them just as much if they transformed into dogs."