You mean they haven't already? I have no idea how an idea as simple as Uber, where they clearly don't give a fuck about rules, regulations, or paying taxes, still can't make money.

It's like a mob running a casino that's laundering money and it bankrupts itself, you know, like the Taj Mahal in New Jersey. It takes an astonishing lack of talent to make that happen.

Never go full Groupon.

You mean "go a full Pets.com" like in millennium dotCom bubble.