So... pardon the language but:

Fuck you Admiral, and congratulations.

I had no idea who you were before but you've become a shining example of corporate authoritarian entitlement.

It's my damn computer and if I want to deface a webpage on my computer I can do it however I want--I can adblock it, I can use MS Paint to draw bananas on it, or I can get my toddler to do it with an eraseable crayon.