"Finally?"

"Finally," Gmail introduces rich text signatures?

Not, "Finally, America Gets Out of Debt" or, "Finally, a Global Inter-Cultural Renaissance" or hell, even "Finally, a Fast T-Mobile Android Phone With an Effing Slide-Out Keyboard," but, "Finally... Gmail Introduces Rich Text Signatures?" This is what we were waiting for, with bated breath and Cheetoh-dust-encrusted fingertips?

I'm not angry, internet. I'm just disappointed.