Strangely enough, your post, copied and pasted "verbatim" in Typely gave (besides "curly quotes"):
EASY TO READ Reading ease
FOURTH GRADE Grade level
RICH Vocabulary
NEGATIVE Sentiment analysis
I would personally rate it as "very positive" in sentiment ...
Heck!, I added the above sentence and also my "very" was tagged as "weasel word"!
It is easy to read and it is understandable by a fourth grader. The vocabulary was being reported as "Rich" due to the fact it's just a comment and does not repeat many "same" words. The story changes once you keep writing and the vocabulary will go down another level.
I have "in the works" some code to make the engine skip analysis for words inside quotes because of the clear indication of quoting someone else.