It'd be a hell of a high school student who competently used uberStudent. Most career programmers don't need the latest and greatest so I'm sure this will be fine.

Also it's fast on old machines, saving you money/recycling.

Your 7 year old ought to be able to throw it across the room when they get annoying bugs :-)

Come to think of it, this should be a feature of all laptops programmers use...