I hope you are joking. SomethingAwful is a troll-generating machine. They didn't make it premium to keep the troll out they made it premium to make it profitable.
Unless you are just trolling.
Unless you are just trolling.
But of the forums meant for serious discussion, there is far less trolling than anywhere else on the internet. Not that many people are willing to pay $10 per troll comment- though they ban people very regularly.