This is cool don’t get me wrong but why Linux-ify the BSDs when you can just adapt to the BSD way and use already existing tools (many of which are mentioned in previous comments)?
And your comment has absolutely nothing to do with Linux or the Linux community.
More actual disasters though: signalfd (https://ldpreload.com/blog/signalfd-is-useless), ALSA, wireless_tools/iproute2(ip command)/iw (was it SO HARD to just keep improving ifconfig?!), procfs/sysfs & udev.