Security cameras are vulnerable to the "wear a mask" attack. This is a lot easier than carrying meat around with you and more likely to be successful.
true! but the time delay of a dog eating meat is random. I would think most dogs can finish some meat before the attacker can unmount a tv, and some dogs would prefer to...play.. with an intruder over food.
So then you just switch to the tug-o-war chew toy attack.