When is all this image recognition technology going to make it to my phone? I have thousands of pictures in my phone, and scrolling back to find a memory takes me forever and half the time I can't find it.

If I had a SQL interface of sorts I could easily say things like `select pictures containing fish where date > 2 years ago'

I'd like to just say "Siri, show me all pictures of me on a boat from 2 years ago", but I can't do that. "Siri, show me all my pictures of food when I was in Seattle" - why can't I have that?

I should be able to verbally tag all the faces it recognizes. "Find me that picture of Jeff and Dave from Christmas"