Off-topic: do you know if there exist glasses that do not touch the nose?
http://www.rx-safety.com/frame-only/art-craft-palm-bay-300-e...
http://eyeglass.com/stepper-eclectic-9701.html
https://www.ebay.com/sch/Eyeglass-Frames/180957/i.html?_nkw=...
www.nearsights.com specializes in monocles; technically you could wear one in each eye, but I suspect it would cause your face to ache.