This lifestyle sounds unbelievably dreary and sad.
What kind of life do you lead where being stuck in traffic, daily meal preparation, and shitting on your own toilet is a constant thrill ride?
I guess I'm just surprised when people don't share the same joy of cooking. Or, for that matter, taking an excellent bowel movement in one's own toilet.
On the other hand, as the saying goes: I make a nickel, boss makes a dime; that's why I poop on company time.