Le me, on the phone with a crooter going over my résumé for the first time (because they only "came across" it, they didn't read it):
Crooter: Tell me about your experience at Xxx Robotics. Was it more front end or back end?
Me: IT. WAS. A. ROBOT. It didn't have a front or back end.
Crooter: O....kay... And what database did you use there?