You say "overly babysitting", but which part of pushing the "170F" button on the $50 temperature controlled electric kettle with easy single-press presets and then twisting an egg timer is so hard that it needs another $950 and then special multi-dollar packets and, omfg, internet access to a cloud service? I agree with the other commenter. It definitely sounds like you work for Teforia. Also like you aren't thinking honestly about how easy it is to make tea.
I don't know maybe you're just terrible at making tea the usual way but it doesn't have to be that way.
One important difference is that tea never had the kinds of accessibility problems that coffee had. Specifically, the kinds of accessibility problems that technology solves, because you can get a very good cup of tea with just attentive steeping.
With coffee, you more or less need hardware of some kind, so it's a question of how fancy that hardware is. With tea, the base case is either a teabag or loose leaf in a cup/pot.
Not to say tea is hard to make but if you want that extra bit of flavor, the pressure driven microbrew really makes a difference.