> Cinnabon is surely only a little behind Philip Morris in collateral damage caused.

I disagree. I had a bad bowel obstruction once after minor surgery. I was backed up for over a week. My doctor told me to head straight to the local mall and get a Cinnabon. It flushed me out like it was opening the gates of the Erie Canal.

It was a miracle. The doctor later told me that he is 14 for 16 for getting people to start pooping again through Cinnabon.