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That is really absurd. What a great example. "We are currently accepting applications for our early access program" early access to what?

Early access to the Imagination Unleasher 3000 apparently...

You won’t believe what we have coming next. No really, it’s unbelievable. Even I don’t believe it.

An iOT device that dispenses Unicorn Chow.

"That's Unicorn food? Looks like Froot Loops to me."

Well, duh. It's a prototype. We had to build the MVP first. As soon as we fill our Unicorn Hunter position, we'll be all set...

It's only missing a blockchain play.