Well, you would be, if I wasn’t too lazy to give a brief introduction to the American tradition of comedy Zen that both Discordianism[2] and The Church of the SubGenius[3] are manifestations of.

Unless including Wikipedia links counts. It probably doesn’t. Hail Eris.

1:https://xkcd.com/1053/

2:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism

3:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius