My Favorite is Dan Janzen's paper "Yes?" that was published in Biotropica in 1978. Here it is in full:

    Yes?

    No.

    Acknowledgments: This study was supported by NSF DEB77-04889, 
    and grew out of discussion with the Society for Historical Orations on Theory.

    Daniel H. Janzen
    Department of Biology,
    University of Pennsylvania,
    Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19104, USA