1. 0-day in the kernel's USB code. You're part of stuxnet now.
2. 0-day in the kernel's USB code. You're part of stuxnet now. You also get a message that tells you how and where to report the bug that was exploited.
3. 0-day in the kernel's USB code. Your computer crashes. You're not part of stuxnet. You also get a message that tells you how and where to report the bug that was exploited.
Linus is wrong (it happens). Exploit mitigation techniques aren't debugging tools. They're exploit mitigation techniques. The fact that they also produce useful debugging information is secondary.