Well, if we're doing quick parody headlines as stand-ins, it's actually impossible to out-Guardian the Guardian:
"I dread the day my daughter's poos get smaller" https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/08/dread-...
"Tea is a national disgrace"
"Robots are racist and sexist, just like the people who created them"
In any case, good on them for proving out this revenue model, hopefully it's sustainable and we see gigantic yellow-orange beg-boxes on more online media (seriously)