> "Mr Vollaard’s study has blown the lid off the sealed world of Dutch herring. Fishmongers who long suspected the judge of bias towards Atlantic now say the test is rotten."
No puns there.
> "But the charges of belangenverstrengeling (conflict of interest) have left the test’s reputation for impartiality gutted."
Wait, is the definition of "pun" just that you're using words with a double meaning? Rhyming "funny" in place of the original word isn't the main example of the art?
> "No food is more loved."
Okay, I haven't been to the Netherlands in like 400 years, but I know this isn't true.