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I don't play games, but give me something that replaces porn in utility and I'll agree with you.

I think you're saying, "give me something that I value as much as porn and I'll agree with you"

Bitcoin's utility is about as subjective as porn's utility.

Don't know why this is downvoted; utility and value are subjective under basically every modern economic theory there is aside from Marxist ones.