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A rush for the exits at 10 global transactions per second, or about the rate of Visa transactions in a Manhattan city block at lunch time.

This is hilarious but not at all accurate since BTC to USD is traded on exchanges and not on the blockchain.

Don't think any exchanges allow you to email them your private key to credit your trading account :(

You can't make all the invisible money visible all at once. :)